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Patsy33 | 15:21 Wed 06th Apr 2016 | Jokes
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Someone's just thrown a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. I only received super fish oil injuries. I could have been krilled......
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I knew a hermit who had the crabs...
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Well, you could hit me side ways!
It's a very funny sight when you see a clown fish.
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Did he have a balloon?.....
No balloon, but eel get one later, after he has been to the ice rink for a skate.
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All this talk about the ice-skate is making me cold! I'll put my shoal around shoulders....
Is that the one in the herring bone pattern, Patsy.
I had to have an operation a while back, unfortunately I misread the leaflet. It was performed by a sturgeon.
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I'd like to hear more about this Marval. Drop me a line.......




I will, it is a reel good story.
You might find something on the net.
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As long as it isn't phishing.....
Well I trawled the net and found nothing.
he made funny faces - and boy, did he gurn 'ard!
I used to play in the Halle - but got the sack.
Damn, it's raining on my lorry load - better put the tarp on.
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Raining? Better put you Mackeral on....
Am lost at thinking any more puns but might Ling.....err.... a little longer.
I ate some fish earlier. I think it was a bit off. I felt sick and my skin came out in a Wrass.
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My friend Su,shi is joining us soon for a fish supper...

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