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Patsy33 | 15:29 Tue 21st Jun 2016 | Jokes
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Just phoned up the local takeaway and asked if they deliver. No, they said, but we do lamb, chicken and beef....

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hmmmm....
15:31 Tue 21st Jun 2016
Avatar Image cupid04
That's offal!
15:31 Tue 21st Jun 2016
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^^^ wot Cupes said !!
15:33 Tue 21st Jun 2016
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You little faggot Cupid :-)
15:34 Tue 21st Jun 2016
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Not very complimentary ;-(


Nice in gravy though...
15:36 Tue 21st Jun 2016
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found out this morning what goes into faggots, you're all heart Cupes xx :D
15:38 Tue 21st Jun 2016
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Cupid, beat me to the offal joke answer, so you can haggis one on the house!
09:55 Wed 22nd Jun 2016
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A Peter Kay special!
10:36 Wed 22nd Jun 2016

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