Has He Lost The Plot Or What ?

[Chipchopper]

Down on the allotment, a man was puzzled by the poor quality and odd shape of his vegetables.

"I just can't understand it" He told a fellow plot holder "I've fed the well and everything"

"What have you been feeding them on ?" His neighbor inquired.

"Root beer" He replied.

[DTCwordfan]

bet this thread mushrooms.....

[Jackdaw33]

Well that's a turnip for the book!

[DTCwordfan]

wonder if Chip is offering the carrot of best answer.....?

[marval]

Was he a Swede?

[Tilly2]

Sounds like a right turnip to me!

[Chipchopper]

beets me...sugar