Head Room

[Chipchopper]

I decided to visit an old friend, just to shoot the breeze and catch up on things, while his wife was away at a health farm for a few days.
As we sat there in the living room, drinking coffee I noticed a large stuffed deer head hung up above the fireplace.
I just had to ask, "why the deer head ?".
He then turned to me and said, "well I think the deer is such a beautiful animal".
Yes I said, "your wife is beautiful but you only keep her photo in a frame on the wall"