Bistrophobia.

[Chipchopper]

Q) Why do the French like to eat snails ?.

A) Because they're not really into fast food.

Man: Waiter waiter! will my pizza be long ?

Waiter: No sir, it will be round.

[jno]

I've been round and I know some M&S ones are not

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[Chipchopper]

jno....I knew that

[jno]

I long to eat them

[DTCwordfan]

Two snails - they must have slugged it out to be on your plate.....

[marval]

Waiter I will have the crocodile, and make it snappy.

[1ozzy]

If you think that onions are the only food that will bring tears to your eyes wait until someone throws a coconut at your head!!

[Chipchopper]

That would do it, 1ozzy :-).
That's why its not a good idea to set your hammock up under coconut palms, with the hope of chilling out.

[1ozzy]

;-)