An Embarrassing Problem.
A man goes to a pharmacy and asks to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman behind the counter replies that she is the pharmacist, that she and her sister own the drugstore, and that there are no males employed there. “But surely I can help you” she says.
“This is embarrassing for me, but I have a permanent 9″ erection that causes me discomfort and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?”
“Just a minute, I’ll go talk to my sister.”
When she returns, she says, “The best we can offer is one-third-ownership in the store and five thousand a month in living expenses.”.