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Patsy33 | 11:14 Thu 10th Nov 2016 | Jokes
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The police had to be called this morning. The local Refuse & Recycling site has been broken into and trashed.......
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Who tipped them off?
11:24 Thu 10th Nov 2016
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they stole all the toilets as well, the police have nothing to go on



11:28 Thu 10th Nov 2016
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Policed refuse-d to say anything...
11:36 Thu 10th Nov 2016
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They had litter to do ,there's bin a lot of this lately
13:19 Thu 10th Nov 2016
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what a rubbish joke x
13:23 Thu 10th Nov 2016
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The boss couldn't believe it. Just said it was a load of rubbish...
13:26 Thu 10th Nov 2016
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The rubbish disappeared into a large sink hole that appeared nearby.....police are looking into it..
13:40 Thu 10th Nov 2016
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Badly damaged - I've dust bin to see for myself.
15:51 Thu 10th Nov 2016
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There's a whole in the wall at my local tip. Police are looking into it!
15:53 Thu 10th Nov 2016
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Offal incident....
15:58 Thu 10th Nov 2016
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The replies are often funnier than the joke !
15:59 Thu 10th Nov 2016
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Wheely??
16:05 Thu 10th Nov 2016
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Bin there done that, got the t shirt...
16:06 Thu 10th Nov 2016
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Glad I didn't scrap this joke!
16:12 Thu 10th Nov 2016
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I'm glad you you didn't scrap this joke it would have been a waste
18:26 Thu 10th Nov 2016
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This is utter garbage
18:36 Thu 10th Nov 2016
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If they worked at the site, they would get the sack.
18:39 Thu 10th Nov 2016
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where did you steal this one from, Patsy?
18:40 Thu 10th Nov 2016
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Out the skip! ( My little head DTC)...
19:07 Thu 10th Nov 2016
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well, I bet the police can salvage the remains for you....
19:15 Thu 10th Nov 2016

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