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A Yorkshireman's wife sadly passes away. He decides to have the words 'She Was Thine' engraved on her head stone.
He calls the stone mason, explains what he wants, then go's to see the stone a few days later, he takes one look and to his horror, finds the mason has engraved 'She Was Thin'.
He yells: "The blummin 'e' is missing! wheres the 'e' Tha's left the 'e' out lad!"
The mason apologizes profusely and assures the widower that everything will be right on the day.
The day of the funeral comes. The mourners leave the church and head for the graveyard.
There in the glow of the winter sun is the pristine headstone. Upon it inscribed: "Eeh, she were thin"
He calls the stone mason, explains what he wants, then go's to see the stone a few days later, he takes one look and to his horror, finds the mason has engraved 'She Was Thin'.
He yells: "The blummin 'e' is missing! wheres the 'e' Tha's left the 'e' out lad!"
The mason apologizes profusely and assures the widower that everything will be right on the day.
The day of the funeral comes. The mourners leave the church and head for the graveyard.
There in the glow of the winter sun is the pristine headstone. Upon it inscribed: "Eeh, she were thin"
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