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Chipchopper | 10:53 Mon 14th Nov 2016 | Jokes
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A woman caught her husband holding in his stomach while standing on the bathroom scales.
"That won't do any good Bruce, that's about as pointless as standing on one leg, you know"

"Actually it helps a lot" says the man, "its the only way I can see the numbers on the scales"...
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Avatar Image Sqad
LOL
10:53 Mon 14th Nov 2016
Avatar Image Hopkirk
Probably not far from the truth for some people.
11:06 Mon 14th Nov 2016
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I confess.
11:31 Mon 14th Nov 2016
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thats me...pmsl
hows things fred?
11:34 Mon 14th Nov 2016
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I've no problem on that scale. It's a couple of other things that get in the way.....
12:37 Mon 14th Nov 2016
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Picture please Patsy
13:10 Mon 14th Nov 2016
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Right away Hopkirk... In your dreams!! Haha....
13:12 Mon 14th Nov 2016
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lol.
13:16 Mon 14th Nov 2016
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https://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&site=imghp&;tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1208&bih=692&q=mc+gill+cartoon%2C+my+little+willy&oq=mc+gill+cartoon%2C+my+little+willy&gs_l=img.12...3000.20660.0.22878.32.8.0.24.0.0.161.1011.0j7.7.0....0...1ac.1.64.img..1.6.889...0j0i10k1.WxjWYjeLBxA#imgrc=5pUO2gwoFDnxXM%3A
13:19 Mon 14th Nov 2016
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Ha ha... Good ones!
13:21 Mon 14th Nov 2016
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Many of those answers were off the scale! :-)
18:02 Mon 14th Nov 2016
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I stood on one of them 'speak your weight' machines once and it said to me only one at a time please ;0(
18:07 Mon 14th Nov 2016
Avatar Image marval
I am going on a diet, I shall weight before I get on the scales.
21:45 Mon 14th Nov 2016
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Me too Patsy. (^_*)
21:54 Mon 14th Nov 2016
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Picture for Hopkirk :))

http://i65.tinypic.com/28rhyma.jpg
22:08 Mon 14th Nov 2016

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