Old Carpet.

[Patsy33]

I'm fed up with my neighbour always teasing me about my old carpet. It's wearing a bit thin now....

[frugalfred]

Don't answer this post - leave the thread bare! (Patsy will Wilt on reading this!)

[aelmpvw]

does he pile it on a bit thick?

[Patsy33]

Walk all over me fred, why don't you? Twill take more than that to flatten me! Weave been friends for quite a while now. So please don't twist things.

[frugalfred]

I'm not sure what underlay your comment, Patsy. Let's go to the park, eh?

[Berniecuddles2]

I'm fed up with your offcut remarks

[frugalfred]

That's the end of my role. I'm off outside - there's a fab breeze blowing.

[Patsy33]

I'm just having milk Shake and Vac -uuming at same time. Should take seconds...

[marval]

Is his name Matt

[Chipchopper]

Matt, yeah thats right, he's one of the rugulars down at the local

[Togo]

Underlay Underlay as the Mexican carpet fitter said.

[Hopkirk]

He's been exercising, he wants to be fitter.

[Togo]

Just be careful you don't get "felt" on the stairs.

[1ozzy]

It's nigh long been down?