Birdie

[Bazile]

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game

[frugalfred]

Why are you huffin' and puffin'? It's only a mynah matter - that ruddy duck again trying to skua me. Shed a wee tear for me, if you would, cock.

[whiskeryron]

Polytechnic, A mechanical Parrot.
Political Correctness, The Parrot who is always right.
Polythene Bag. An Hawaiian Prostitute.
Poly car bonate. A vehicle for carrying Parrots

[Patsy33]

Just purchased some footwear on line
Now for the shoebill....

[askyourgran]

Poly unsaturated, a bird with a brolly.
Coo I thought of that missel, thrush.

[frugalfred]

That's aukward!

[Bazile]

frugalfred
// Just flamin' go, will you!//

I think you should make a 'swift' exit - this is my thread

[frugalfred]

Heard about the new Ealing film - Carri On Crow?

[jno]

that must have been hawkward, but he'll only egret it if he grouses about it.

[frugalfred]

jno, you have every reason to feel choughed!

[Patsy33]

'Ere Baz, are you a bit of a magpie? Stop pinching my jokes!

[Bazile]

Patsy - did you mean finch ing my jokes ?

[askyourgran]

No good sniping, avocet of spoon bill.

[frugalfred]

You shouldn't harry 'er, Baz.

[whiskeryron]

Like the Lady Cuckoo said to her bloke ' I only did it for a lark'

[frugalfred]

On reflection, perhaps she's flying a kite.

[frugalfred]

I'm surprised no-one's come up with lavatorial humour - pee wit.

[Patsy33]

Thinking of having a beer
Not sure whether to have the Kestrel or Speckled Hen....
..
.

[Bazile]

i was going to post a risque one - however i think i will 'her on' the side of caution

[frugalfred]

What's happened to the curlew had on your forehead, Baz?

[jno]

I don't know vulture think you're doing, frugalfred