Birdie

[Bazile]

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game

[frugalfred]

...then, on the nearby building site, the Irish fella Frank O'Lin started up the crane at 6 a.m.....

[frugalfred]

I think I know the woman you mean, melv. She has a couple of bustards, doesn't she?

[jno]

I quail at the thought, you must be suffering from grebous lack of sleep

[marval]

You lot are all batty.

[frugalfred]

It's an 'oary ole problem for me. If the wind keeps me awake, I spend the night in Gail.

[marval]

I am now going to swan off and get some food.

[DTCwordfan]

enjoy your Bernie Mathews half-a-turkie on this, the 'gobble-gobble day' in the Colonies.

[Tilly2]

Because I keep seeing the word Birdie, I have to post this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ-0v2OyykA

[Tilly2]

^A beautiful song and a beautiful singer.

[DTCwordfan]

could have washed her hair - or is that feathers?

[Bazile]

Was Sir Christopher Wren , a high-flyer ?

[DTCwordfan]

Yes, he was a pigeon and crapped on the faithful from on high for the rest of his life.

[Tilly2]

Don't be horrible, DTC. She is gorgeous.

[Bazile]

Where does Sir Francis Drake fit, in all of this ?

[DTCwordfan]

nah, tilly, it was just in context of these puns, she looks a bit like Winona Flyder...?

[melv16]

These puns are getting hard to swallow.

[Bazile]

It's twite easy , melv

[melv16]

It's not easy of you're s martin, baz.

[Patsy33]

You're all raven mad! But I do like you....

[melv16]

That's it from me now. I'm going to eider way.