Leaking.

[Patsy33]

I rang the incontinence line earlier today
A voice said, "Can you hold?"........

[weecalf]

Hope they did not play Handles water music when you were holding on .

[Tilly2]

What a drip!

[Hopkirk]

Have you got their number please? I'll give them a tinkle.

[Patsy33]

I was 'hoppping' to get thru straight away. Whoops! Too many pees...

[Tilly2]

That'll cost you a Tena, Patsy!

[Quoi]

I couldn't get through.. it was always engaged..

[Zacs-Master]

I bet they were in India. Those help desks are always incontinents far away.

[Hopkirk]

Did you know that due to a European directive you cannot say 'spend a penny' any more?

The new word is euronate.

[maggiebee]

"Where are you ringing from?"

"From the waist down!"

[marval]

I bet you were not nappy having to wait.