Fired

[Patsy33]

I got fired from my job as a chef for stealing kitchen equipment. It's a whisk I was willing to take.

[kawanabe]

:o)

[elliemay1]

Did the peelers arrest you?

[Shaglene]

Did you get the wooden spoon?

[Jackdaw33]

She was well and truly forked.

[Patsy33]

I was tipped off the knives were out for me!

[Shaglene]

And the plate ran away with the spoon.........

[marval]

Did they dish out the right punishment?

[Chipchopper]

Hope the scales went in your favor

[weecalf]

are you oven a laugh

[Patsy33]

I bet the tongs are wagging in that kitchen!

[zebo]

The must have been a grate strain.

[aelmpvw]

so you could end up in stir for stealing a whisk?

[maggiebee]

Out of the frying pan.....................