Doctor!

[Patsy33]

Woman: "Doctor! You have to help me, I keep thinking I'm a clock!" Doctor, "Calm down, you're winding yourself up!"

[mallyh]

sounds like she was a time waster lol

[JJ109]

Sit over there and wait for a tick

[jno]

"Doctor, I want to find out what makes me tick. Also, what makes me chime the hour."

[zebo]

A very alarming illness.

[Patsy33]

Doctor: "Slow down, you're going too fast!"

[marval]

Right, let me have a look at your hands.

[Patsy33]

Patient: "I feel my days are numbered".....

[marval]

I think I need a second opinion.

[Patsy33]

Doctor: "I think this is a wake up call"......

[achad]

I like your jokes. They are clean and funny even if punny. We can live without the rest

[melv16]

Are the rest winding you up, achad? :-)