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Patsy33 | 10:38 Mon 06th Mar 2017 | Jokes
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Woman: "Doctor! You have to help me, I keep thinking I'm a clock!" Doctor, "Calm down, you're winding yourself up!"
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mallyh
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sounds like she was a time waster lol
10:39 Mon 06th Mar 2017
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sounds like she was a time waster lol
10:39 Mon 06th Mar 2017
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Sit over there and wait for a tick
10:40 Mon 06th Mar 2017
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"Doctor, I want to find out what makes me tick. Also, what makes me chime the hour."
10:40 Mon 06th Mar 2017
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A very alarming illness.
10:49 Mon 06th Mar 2017
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Doctor: "Slow down, you're going too fast!"
11:50 Mon 06th Mar 2017
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Right, let me have a look at your hands.
14:15 Mon 06th Mar 2017
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Patient: "I feel my days are numbered".....
15:39 Mon 06th Mar 2017
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I think I need a second opinion.
18:50 Mon 06th Mar 2017
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Doctor: "I think this is a wake up call"......
19:57 Mon 06th Mar 2017
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I like your jokes. They are clean and funny even if punny. We can live without the rest
15:33 Tue 07th Mar 2017
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Are the rest winding you up, achad? :-)
15:38 Tue 07th Mar 2017

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