My Boss

[Patsy33]

My boss said to me today, “You’re the worst train driver ever. How many trains have you derailed so far?”

I said, “It’s hard to keep track…”

[Berniecuddles2]

blimey patsy your jokes have gone off the rails

[tonyav]

“You’re the worst train driver ever.

Wonder what signaled that up to him.

[DTCwordfan]

well this will keep you stationary.

[Bazile]

So you don't score many points with him then

[Patsy33]

I wasn't exactly chuffed...

[Hopkirk]

Your position as joker in chief is on the line, Patsy.

[tonyav]

I bet you were electrified when he said that, Patsy.

[Hopkirk]

Oh no, we've woken Tony, he's one of the sleepers.

[Togo]

Just the ticket Patsy. First class.

[Prudie]

Is your boss a fat controller?

[Togo]

Prudie, when he was about 3 my son used to call him the fakkint roller.

[Togo]

with a "u" not an "a". :))

[Prudie]

Shocking :-)

[Chipchopper]

Looks like you could do with some training

[Prudie]

You could n-gauge with the Union

[Berniecuddles2]

after that one prudie your carriage awaits x

[-Talbot-]

Jesus H Christ ... she's an anorak.

[tonyav]

That's the trouble with bosses these day's, Patsy.
They don't wait for an explanation they just come steaming in with accusations.

[marval]

I came to read the jokes and thought diesel do.

[goodgoalie]

Any more of this and I'll have to tender my resignation