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Berniecuddles2 | 09:10 Thu 31st Aug 2017 | Jokes
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My girlfriend said she's leaving me for another guy because I'm too obsessed with football.

So I asked "on loan or transfer"?
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she took her shorts off,,,bare faced cheek
10:01 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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I don't think she'll listen. You'll have to send her off.
10:01 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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Was she any good at diving?
10:03 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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No but she was good at ducking...
10:06 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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lol i had to read that twice
10:08 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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No dribbling in the box please Bernie.
10:08 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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Y
10:08 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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You'll be banging your balls against the neighbour's wall now
10:11 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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it'll be ok as long as the wall is 10 yards back!
10:12 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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Boasting again Bernie?
10:13 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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i wished lol
10:14 Thu 31st Aug 2017

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