Fish Jokes

[Berniecuddles2]

If anyone has any good fish jokes....let minnow!!

[waterboatman]

spratts awful!

[Hopkirk]

That's a crab joke, WBM.

Oops, sorry about the type. I meant carp.

[Hopkirk]

Typo

[Berniecuddles2]

Speak up I'm a bit hard of herring today!

[Berniecuddles2]

Hopkirk terrible. .eel have to go!

[aelmpvw]

not more fish puns, bream me up scotty

[Berniecuddles2]

Did you come to the wrong plaice Ael

[albaqwerty]

I'm floundering...

[murraymints]

cod this be catching ?

[albaqwerty]

hope not Minty, but there's a plaice for everything.

[DTCwordfan]

this doesn't do anyling for me.

[Chipchopper]

Vot is your name ? "Don't tell him Pike!"

[Berniecuddles2]

bit sole destroying DTC ....sorry m8

[zebo]

A lot of rays of sunshine here today.

[maggiebee]

Aye, you lot are turbot charged today!

[Chipchopper]

Time for a char break

[Berniecuddles2]

wow look at the time i need to go out..best get me skates on!

[Chipchopper]

Now that the suns out, it don't look so bleak.

[Patsy33]

What do you call a fish without his tail! Fis...

[Berniecuddles2]

what do you call a fish with no eye ....fsh