King Arthur’S Round Table

[Berniecuddles2]

So, King Arthur’s round table was built by Sir Cumference and the floor was laid by… Sir Ramic-Tile.

[Captain2]

Drinks provided by Sirrhosis of Liver

[Berniecuddles2]

LOL

[-Talbot-]

And the stories of King Arthur and his Knights of the round table were written by Sir Tifiable

[Captain2]

The evening was unexpectedly enjoyable said Sir Endipity

[Berniecuddles2]

and the courts doctor sir lancelot

[Captain2]

There's Sir Cumcision, but he's a cut above the rest.

[Berniecuddles2]

LOL excellent

[DTCwordfan]

there was the knight that created Volkswagen sitting at the table, Sir Occo, the royal purveyor of meats, Sir Loin and the knight with a major farting problem, Sir Ventes.

[Berniecuddles2]

LOL

[DTCwordfan]

and the knight that kept repeating himself, Sir Reptitious

[DTCwordfan]

and the doctor knight who worked on Sir Cumcision when he was on the slab, Sir Geon.

[DTCwordfan]

Espionage was managed by Sir Veillance and the super-stud knight, always on the women of the court and anything else, Sir Mountable

[zebo]

His mother was Di-ameter who ate all the pi's.

[vulcan42]

One knight turned up but there wasn't a place for him, he was sir Plus.

[DTCwordfan]

she was a naughty wife and had affairs with Sir Hugeit, Sir Carfling and Sir Doddery Fly-ed, her royal protection only assured by Sir Vival.

[DTCwordfan]

Financial affairs were handled by the court treasurer, Sir Tax.

[Berniecuddles2]

and not forgetting the head of the P.E dept sir kit rainer

[Patsy33]

What about Sir Tain? He was very sure of himself!

[Capeman]

In charge of Camelot power is Sir Kit Braqueur.
In the village is a nunnery and the Mother Superior is a bit of a shrewd lady; she is nun-the-wiser

[marval]

And the garden was done by Sir Plant.