Clock Maker!

[Voltage]

My father made clocks for a living .... he was always busy he had no time for me..that used to wind me up!!

[aelmpvw]

did he have a second son?

[Voltage]

Wait a minute I'm not sure!

[bhg481]

Perhaps you are second hand.

[aelmpvw]

didn't mean to alarm you

[Hopkirk]

I'm alarmed by this

[Voltage]

I better watch what I say in future

[maggiebee]

Well, whatever makes him tick.

[Voltage]

When he couldn't fix a clock he'd throw em in the bin ....how time flies!

[jno]

did he ever have time to unwind?

[aelmpvw]

sounds like he'd gone a bit cuckoo to me

[albaqwerty]

I'd love to chime in with an observation.

[Voltage]

When he passed away it was because of a dodgy ticker!

[vulcan42]

At least he was always handy.

[Patsy33]

Did it ever strike him you might want a few minutes of his time?...

[melv16]

The chimes are a changin

[Voltage]

Dad had a pretty woman assistant in his shop one day the local nutcase came in asked if it was a clock shop she said yes so he dropped his trousers and flopped his bits on the counter and said "put two hands on this" ( bit naughty lol):-)

[Patsy33]

Very naughty!
Perhaps he heard wrong??....

[Voltage]

i think he was cockin a deaf one lol

[Shaglene]

I think that we all have too much time on our hands....................

[Patsy33]

I think so... Lol!....