A Real Man...

[1ozzy]

... is a woman's best friend.
He will never stand her up and never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear
and forget regret.
He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to
her most intimate desires.
He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible person ever.
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Hang on a minute, I'm getting all confused.
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It's not us males, it's wine

[waterboatman]

I was getting worried there for a minute! :o}

[Patsy33]

Sour grapes??

[Shaglene]

I thought that I was going wrong somewhere but obviously not..................

[Arksided]

Thought the blood had rushed to your head being a Aussie Ozzy.

[marval]

HaHa