Doctor................

[Shaglene]

A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now!
Nurse: What is it?
Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!

Doctor my hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
Can I suggest a shoe box.

Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be eighty.
Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.
Doctor: See, what did I tell you.

Patient: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.
Doctor: You should diet.
Patient: Really? What colour?

Patient: My wife beats me, doctor.
Doctor: Oh dear. How often?
Patient: Every time we play Scrabble!

[albaqwerty]

groan!!

very good ! :-))))

[Patsy33]

I like corny...
.. :-)