The Wife!

[Voltage]

My wife asked me, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" I looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"

[waterboatman]

When will you be coming out of hospital?

[murraymints]

hmmmmm... step !!

[Voltage]

cant believe she's not talking to me!

[Shaglene]

Obviously her eyesight is not up to scratch. Send her to Specsavers....

[Patsy33]

Lol!

[Voltage]

my wife just doesn't understand me...shes russian

[Patsy33]

I'd be russian away from you too!....:-)

[Voltage]

ooohhh you little charmer x

[albaqwerty]

Patsy, you beat me to it !! lol x

Volty, do you have a death-wish?

[Patsy33]

You could complimented your wife on her third eye!

[Patsy33]

Sorry Albs! x
Twin great minds think alike.......

[Voltage]

nooooooo the twins of evil....i surrender quietly lol x

[albaqwerty]

third eye?

oh no, Patsy, surely the compliments should have been for the well-groomed under-arm hair?

[Voltage]

mrs v knows how much i love her ...i told her 20 yrs ago

[albaqwerty]

hah! that's better than me. on Valentine's Day I get the 'I'm still here, aren't I?'

pmsl

[Voltage]

yer but he deserves a medal lol ...running..slowly lol

[Patsy33]

Since I've been married, I wear my black arm band everyday... :-(

[Voltage]

ive heard him crying patsy " why me..why me" lol;-)

[Patsy33]

Hahaha! He don't know how lucky he is,!

[Voltage]

i bet x