Ice Fishing!

[Voltage]

A blond decides to go ice fishing. So she cuts a hole in the ice and sets up her stool when a voice booms from the heavens, "There are no fish under that ice." She moves her stool over ten feet and cuts another hole. Again, a voice says, ""There are no fish under that ice!""Is that you God?" the blond asks. "No. This is the manager of the ice rink."

[waterboatman]

That leaves me cold. :o}

[Old_Geezer]

She'll have to get her skates on.

[Patsy33]

Lol!.. Was she looking for Skate?.

[Shaglene]

Or a slippery eel............