My Audition

[Voltage]

I failed my audition as Romeo through a misunderstanding over a stage direction.

My copy of the script said: 'Enter Juliet from the rear'

they threw me out!

[Voltage]

A friend wants to give up being a postman to go on stage as a comedian.

The problem is, his delivery is awful.

[marval]

An actor had been out of work for 15 years because he always forgot his lines. Then one day he got a phone call from a director who wanted him for a big part in a play.

All he had to say was “Hark! I hear the cannon roar! After much worry the actor decided to take the role.

Opening night arrived, and while he waited in the wings, the actor muttered to himself “Hark! I hear the cannon roar! Hark! I hear the cannon roar!

The time for the entrance finally came and as the actor made his appearance, he heard a loud brooooom!

He turned around and said, “what the hell was that?”