My Audition

[Voltage]

I failed my audition as Romeo through a misunderstanding over a stage direction.

My copy of the script said: 'Enter Juliet from the rear'

they threw me out!

[Patsy33]

Was you hoping to get a big part?...

[Voltage]

all i got was the bum part!

[Shaglene]

Did you make a scene.........

[Patsy33]

Parting is sweet sorrow.....

[Voltage]

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[Voltage]

An actor I know fell through the floor recently.

It’s just a stage he was going through.

[Patsy33]

q w e r t y...

[Patsy33]

Did some one shout Break a Leg!" to your friend?...

[Voltage]

alba lol

[Patsy33]

I might have known!...

[Voltage]

i nearly broke my leg once...well actually it was more of a knee tremble ...x lol

[DTCwordfan]

sometimes, voltage, you can be *** retentive!

[DTCwordfan]

that was a word associated with jacksie

[Voltage]

lol was that a compliment DTC im not sure

[DTCwordfan]

I'll leave you stew in your own juices, voltage.....

[Voltage]

ok DTC everything ok with you tho

[DTCwordfan]

generally so - just had the AA out, the car battery failing in town. New one tomorrow.

[Voltage]

all pay out ...but need decent car battery in this colder weather

[DTCwordfan]

exactly...'Alfords here I come

As long as the batteries weren't on this load....
https://jokideo.com/halfords-fail/

[Voltage]

lol superb