At The Pearly Gates................

[Shaglene]

Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve.

They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Heaven.

On entering they must present something relating to or associated with Christmas.

The first man searches his pockets and finds some mistletoe, so he is allowed in.

The second man presents a cracker, so he is allowed in.

The third man pulls a pair of knickers out of his pocket.

Confused by this St.Peter asks ‘How do these represent Christmas?’

The man answers ‘They’re Carol’s’

[Old_Geezer]

And they say that you can't take it with you.

[Patsy33]

Lol!