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Voltage | 14:36 Wed 13th Dec 2017 | Jokes
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My wife has stopped me going to the funfair shes worried that my addiction to helter-skelters is spiraling out of control.
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I think we are going to split up soon - Unlike you, we go on the helter skelter together but our relationship is spiralling downward.
14:42 Wed 13th Dec 2017
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relationships i try to dodgem
14:45 Wed 13th Dec 2017
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I tried that but kept bumping in to her.
14:50 Wed 13th Dec 2017
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I'm in big trouble after I misheard the name of the Hook a Duck stand ...
14:53 Wed 13th Dec 2017
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nice to see you lot aren't shy-ing away from the subject
14:57 Wed 13th Dec 2017
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the wife's addicted to the big dipper ;-)
15:03 Wed 13th Dec 2017
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The ghost train gives me the willies.............
15:07 Wed 13th Dec 2017
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^^Sorry to hear that volty - she'll come back soon I'm sure.
15:08 Wed 13th Dec 2017
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im sure she will quoi...in a roundabout way!
15:10 Wed 13th Dec 2017
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I put my wife on the bungee jump - the cords snapped but she soon came bouncing back
15:29 Wed 13th Dec 2017
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aahhh thats good we all have our ups n downs
15:31 Wed 13th Dec 2017
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Do you think your relationship is on the slide? Life's not fair....















19:33 Wed 13th Dec 2017

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