My Wife

[Voltage]

My wife left me because of my lack of vocabulary. I was lost for words.

[Hopkirk]

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[Old_Geezer]

See ? There was a silver lining.

[Voltage]

My wife says she’s leaving me if I don’t stop listening to the Clash ..... Should I stay ...Or should I go ?

[Voltage]

My mrs has left me she said i am obsessed with cricket its hit me for 6 tbh

[Patsy33]

She probably thought you were dumb....

[Voltage]

that goes without saying!

[nailit]

My missus left me because she said it was annoying how I related everything in life to batman.

What a joker.

[Patsy33]

Obsessed with cricket?... How's that?

[Voltage]

i dont understand her patsy i'm stumped

[Patsy33]

Is it over?

[Voltage]

yes its a bye

[Patsy33]

Is it because of all the runs??

[Garaman]

That's a shame, my wife and me are both lacking in vocabulary and we never have cross words in the house.

[Shaglene]

Can we swop wives. Mine won’t leave me......

[Voltage]

swap ya mine for a case of beer lol

[murraymints]

Volty..ah'll tell ! ;0)

[Voltage]

grrr snake in the grass x