New Job!

[Voltage]

I got myself a new job in the telescope factory.

Things are really looking up.

[JJ109]

You'll have to focus on your work though, oherwise any mistakes you make will get magnified

[johnny.5]

talking of new jobs
is Kim Jong-Un
looking for a Korea change ?

[aelmpvw]

hope you read the small print before accepting the job

[Garaman]

That was far-sighted.

[Toorak]

The sky’s the limit

[Tilly2]

Turn it round the other way!

[Spicerack]

I hear the wages are astronomic.

[Patsy33]

Close up and personal then!..

[Zacs-Master]

Is it in a refractory?

[Voltage]

I'm over the moon !

[Patsy33]

I can see you going far in this new job!

[Voltage]

Ouch! A telescope just fell off the shelf ..I'm seeing stars!

[marval]

I got myself a new job at Citroen.
Had to send them 2 CVs.

[Spicerack]

^That must have made your hand Smart.

[Voltage]

I Didn't last long at the telescope warehouse!

I've got a new job today as a litter picker.

I've not been given any training though!

I'm just picking it up as I go along.

[maggiebee]

I used to build stairs for a living, it's an up and down business.

[Groupie]

Never trust ladders they are always up to something

[maggiebee]

Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 33, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy.

[maggiebee]

I had a job tying sausages together, but I couldn't make ends meet.