Saturday Smiles

[maggiebee]

‘Suicide is not the answer,’ I said to my friend. But he insisted it was, and we lost the quiz by one point....

I went to a restaurant last night. I ordered the chicken. I couldn’t eat it though. It really tasted fowl....

My lawn is chicken proof. It's impeckable....

I saw a sign in a shop, “Butterfly nets £10” I didn't even know insects could play the lottery....

I asked a Scottish friend of mine. "Is the monster in the loch a vegetarian?" He replied. "Not Nessie celery."...

[Baldric]

G-roan ;o)

[Chipchopper]

Te heh, some good ones there, I love the butterfly one!

[marval]

I like them