My Dancing

[Patsy33]

My Husband is annoyed because I've taken up dancing. He told me I was obsessed, dancing around the house all the time. He said that's all Ive got on my mind... I said. "There you go. Twisting it again!"

[marval]

Tell him to take a quick step out of your way.

[Garaman]

...or Foxtrot Oscar.

[Patsy33]

I told him I was taking steps to slow down a bit...

[Voltage]

dont dance about with a fizzy drink in your hand....you might tango him

[Patsy33]

I asked him if he would like the Mashed Potato for dinner.....

[Arksided]

Hope that you were 'Dancing on the the ceiling' at the time of asking

[Patsy33]

He said you can't dance anyway.... I said, Can, Can!..

[Tilly2]

Give him a tap on the head.

[maggiebee]

Tell him to chuff off and do The Locomotion.

[Arksided]

Give him some dodgy mince then you can 'Turn it on again' and 'Dance the night away.'

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^
He's just had two portions Arky!.... lol

[tonyav]

Take no notice, Patsy.
He's just jive talking.

[johnny.5]

did you do any shagging ?

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^^
Oohhh! I'm all of a jitter! I've got the jitter bug!

[tonyav]

Careful you don't fall, you may get a Black Bottom.

[Patsy33]

I thought I slipped my disc O the pain.....

[marval]

Give him some salsa next time you cook.

[tonyav]

Patsy33 Question AuthorI thought I slipped my disc O the pain.....


Blimey just must have had a terrible Bump.

[Patsy33]

It did Shake me up Tone....

[tonyav]

And anyhoo don't let that husband of yours Hustle you because you've taken up dancing.