Fishing Trip

marval | 20:45 Thu 03rd May 2018 | Jokes

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On a fishing trip to Australia, I was terrified when the biggest croc I had ever seen came floating past the boat. Must have been a size 16 at least.

A man just hit me over the head with a device for limiting sound waves. I was baffled.

I’m a puppeteer, I had to pull a lot of strings to get the job.

Just bought a new pair of boxer shorts. I spoil that dog something rotten.

I just threw a frying pan for my dog, but he wouldn’t fetch. Then I realised, it’s non-stick.

What do you get when you cross a Greek with an Indian? Popadopadopadoms.

Did you know that in the UK there is an entire TV channel devoted to hair-dressing? It’s good, I’ve seen the highlights.

I was enjoying a coffee in a country cafe this morning when a posh guy on the table next to me burped loudly. I said, “Oi mate, where’s your manners?” He said, “Well old chap, I’ve got one in Hertfordshire and one in Kent.”