I Took A Girl Home

[Voltage]

I took a girl home. We got kissing on the sofa and, before long, she became very excited
She asked 'Shall we take this upstairs?'

I said 'No, I'd rather we did it here'

'Oh', she winked. 'Something in your bedroom you don't want me to see, eh?'

'Yeah, my wife'

[Fanriffic]

Another Version Of The Joke:-

I took a girl home. We got kissing on the sofa and, before long, she became very excited.
She asked 'Shall we take this upstairs?'
'No, the sofa is too heavy to carry upstairs' I replied.

Cue the shouts of 'Pivot, Pivot, Pivot' (Friends reference)