Lads In The Pub.............

[Shaglene]

A group of lads were in the pub when a woman walks past.
One of them says to his mates, "I'd give one."
The woman overhears him and says, "I would not have sex with you even if you were the last man on earth."
The bloke says, "Who said anything about sex. I was marking you out of ten."

[Patsy33]

Lol!

[Jackdaw33]

LOL! Funny!

[bookbinder]

Very good! I'll remember that one!

[Chipchopper]

Great unexpected punchline!