What Do You Call

[albaqwerty]

a woman far, far away in the distance?

Dot.

What do you call a gorilla with a raspberry in one ear and custard in the other?

A trifle deaf.

[marval]

lol

What do you call a Spanish guy who has been discharged from hospital?

Manuel

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Pork chop

[albaqwerty]

excellent Marval !!

How do you get 4 effalumps in a mini?
2 in the front and 2 in the back.

How do you get 4 giraffes in a mini?
You can't 'cos the elephants are in the way.

[vulcan42]

" What do you call a gorilla with a raspberry in one ear and custard in the other? "
whatever you like, he won't hear you.

[mallyh]

what do you call an exploding ape a baboom

[mallyh]

what do you call bears without ears ......b

[mallyh]

what do you call a blind dinosaur doyouthinkhesawus

[hereIam]

What do you call a blind dinosaur with a pet dog - doyouthinkhesawus rex ...

[Bazile]

What do you call a dog far away in the distance ?

Spot

[sunny-dave]

What do you call a 7 foot gorilla with a machete in his hand ...

"Sir"

[marval]

What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.

[marval]

What do you call a dentist in the army?
A drill sergeant.

Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in the mattress?
They got married in the spring.

[albaqwerty]

o help - cry with laughter here! ya bunch of nutters :-))) xx

[DTCwordfan]

what do you call a golfer with a handicap of

[DTCwordfan]

what do you call a golfer with a handicap of zero or less and with an itch
Scratch

[marval]

What do you call a big pile of kittens?
A meowntain.

What do you call a cat who ate a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.

[jno]

how to you get two whales in a Mini?

Along the M4.

(You have to say it out loud, though.)