Blind Date..!

[Voltage]

My mate set me up on a blind date.

He said, "She's a lovely girl, but there's something you should know... She's expecting a baby."

I felt like a right idiot waiting in the pub wearing nothing but a nappy.

[Old_Geezer]

The trouble is, I can believe that !

[Patsy33]

Will she see a dummy??....

[Voltage]

If I could get out of this high chair I'd show you two !

[Patsy33]

You seem rattled.. .

[Voltage]

Oi don't get me out of my pram grr

[Patsy33]

Have you been on the bottle?....

[Voltage]

No ..I want my comfy blanket tho :-(

[Patsy33]

I expect you're ready to go on the breast now....

[Voltage]

Yes with a farleys rusk too :-)

[marval]

lol

[marval]

Joe sets up his friend Michael to go on a blind date with a friend of a friend of his.

But Michael is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before.

"What do I do if she's ugly?" says Mike, "I'll be stuck with her all night."

"Don't worry," Joe says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't just shout 'Aaaaaauuuggghhh!' and fake an asthma attack."

So that night, Mike knocks at the girl's door and when she comes out he is awe-struck at how beautiful and sexy she is.

He's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts: "Aaaaaauuuggghhh!!!"

[Voltage]

Lol

[Shaglene]

I prefer draught to the bottle............