Husband/wife Swapping...

[Baldric]

A man suggests to his wife, "Darling, shall we try swapping positions tonight." "That's a great idea," she replies. "Why don't you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and break wind."

[Voltage]

I took the wife to a wife swapping party ..I got a lovely new fridge!

[Baldric]

You're on a roll Volty :o)

[Voltage]

I'm on a large brandy lol

[vetuste_ennemi]

"If I had to choose between Michelle Pfeiffer and my wife I'd definitely choose Michelle Pfeiffer". Rab C. Nesbitt c1989.

[marval]

Two couples go on vacation together. After a week, they are thoroughly bored.

The men decide that maybe life will take on new meaning if they change partners.

They all agree that it's an experiment worth trying.

The morning after the switch, one of the husbands says, ''I'm glad we tried this. It was exhilarating. Come on, let's go in the other room and see how the girls got on.''

[Shaglene]

You nicked my joke, Marval...........

[DTCwordfan]

that's known as a bench-ripper, Balders....