Old Viagra Pill....

[BANANASPLITS]

I tried an old Viagra pill that I found at the back of my bathroom cupboard last night and it didn't work...

I think it must have been past its swell by date!

[Patsy33]

Ohh, what a let down....

[BANANASPLITS]

I've flopped again :-(

[Patsy33]

You need a stiff drink!

[retrocop]

A man goes into a pharmacy and says," I am thinking of giving Viagra a try.Will I be able to get it over the counter?"
Pharmacist, "Possibly if you double the dose"

[spathiphyllum]

LOL, at least it didn't keep you 'up all night'

[Shaglene]

Viagra eye drops - make you look hard...........
Viagra tea bags - stop your biscuit going floppy when you dunk it.......

[spathiphyllum]

LOL

[goodgoalie]

Of course Viagra's now available over the counter under its generic name: mycoxaflopin

[kvalidir]

Why shouldn't you mix prune juice and viagra?
You won't know if your coming or going. ;-) x

[BANANASPLITS]

Lol kvalidir that's the story of my life x

[DTCwordfan]

go for the Chinese recipe (seriously) sauteed oxen, bear, deer or tiger's penis.....it's just a muscle after all...

I've eaten oxen's (with a mushroom sauce) in Beijing....it's one of those dishes that grows on you.....

And for you gals who are sniggering, their female Viagra equivalent is deep-fried scorpions.....

[Tilly2]

Are you sure it wasn't an Ibuprofen?

[DTCwordfan]

they take those up the jacksie, tilly.....

[Togo]

I took "Niagra" by mistake and was up all night peeing.

[BANANASPLITS]

Lol hope you didn't have any falls

[Togo]

Haha "Nanas" no falls but rapids for hours.

[Togo]

Big "rocks" as well. (Or is that a swell?)

[Patsy33]

A man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra.
The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose.
“Why not?” asked the man.
“Because it’s not safe,” replied the doctor.
“But I need it really bad,” said the man.
“Well, why do you need it so badly?” asked the doctor.
The man said, “My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can’t you see? I must have a double dose.”
The doctor finally relented saying, “Okay, I’ll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.”

On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling.
The doctor asked, “What happened to you?”
The man said, “No one showed up.”

[BANANASPLITS]

LOL