My New Girlfriend....

BANANASPLITS | 11:03 Thu 01st Nov 2018 | Jokes

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I took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice rink, and entry was half price.

She called me a cheap skate then dumped me !

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No loss. I hear she was frigid and a cold tatty.

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To get over her I took up ice hockey she was in the crowd I asked her out again she told me to puck off!

You're on a slippery slope there BS!...

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As always xx

Send her a nice Frosted bun. That might break the ice.

It could've been worse. You could have gone Free Skating...

Ice skating is not what it's cracked out to be. It's a load of Bolero.

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