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Patsy33 | 16:46 Fri 23rd Nov 2018 | Jokes
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My friend asked me how I bake my bread.

I said I couldn't tell him because it was on a knead to know basis.
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I guess it's 50-50 whether or not he's still your friend.
17:12 Fri 23rd Nov 2018
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I said I couldn't tell him because it was on a knead to know basis.

I bet he had a right cob on him when you told him that.
20:12 Fri 23rd Nov 2018
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Oh, crumbs!
20:19 Fri 23rd Nov 2018
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And if he hadn't have been loafing around so much he'd have been able to watch how you bake your bread.
20:22 Fri 23rd Nov 2018
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Patsy's dropped her bloomers today - anything for a baguette diamond then....?
20:30 Fri 23rd Nov 2018
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There's not a grain of truth in that DTC!..
20:36 Fri 23rd Nov 2018
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I'd baton down the hatches if I were you, Patsy.
20:42 Fri 23rd Nov 2018
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Yes, I will Tone. There certainly won't be a bun in the oven!
20:45 Fri 23rd Nov 2018
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I bet you live in a cottage don't you, Patsy.
20:46 Fri 23rd Nov 2018
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be careful not to sit on your slicer, you might get a little behind in your baking.
20:49 Fri 23rd Nov 2018
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Lol! jno....
That's put me on a knife edge now...
20:59 Fri 23rd Nov 2018

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