Fishy

[spathiphyllum]

Man walks into a shop: Can i have a plastic bag please?

Shop keeper: It’s in the fish.. sir.

[Old_Geezer]

...into a fishmongers: ?
Needs work.

[BANANASPLITS]

Gutted!

[Baldric]

Dead in the water isn't it?

[Patsy33]

Are you sure the man wasn't hard of herring?...

[maggiebee]

Load of CODswallop

[Chipchopper]

Was it a plastic sturgeon ?

[spathiphyllum]

lol brilliant responses