Time To Get My Coat.

[Chipchopper]

I was in a shop the other day, when the shopkeeper came over to me and said: "can I help you sir ?".
I said "Yes I'm looking for a new watch.

"Analogue ?" He replied.
Me: "No, just the watch please"

[Patsy33]

Lol..

[DTCwordfan]

tick tock, the bomb is waiting.....

[Hymie]

Reminds me of a customer who went into Argos enquiring after a £20 watch in their catalogue.

The customer asked the sales assistant whether it was a wind-up.

After a short while the sales assistant returned – replying ‘No, it was for real’

[marval]

lol

[Cloverjo]

Very good, both :))