Obsession

[Patsy33]

My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with wearing different clothes every half an hour.

I said, “Wait, I can change.”

[Toorak]

Did she give you a dressing down?

[Patsy33]

I think the gloves are off..

[jno]

you should give her a good smock on the chops

[Toorak]

Don’t be such a big girl’s blouse!

[maggiebee]

Stop skirting around the issue!

[Patsy33]

"I thought we were suited" I cried...

[Chipchopper]

You should try it Patsy....the change might do you good!

[retrocop]

Was her name Bar bra ?

[Patsy33]

Perhaps my birthday suit will change her mind?..

[Toorak]

If it doesn’t you might as well jacket in :-(

[Patsy33]

I'd better pull my socks up!