At The Zoo

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An animal at the zoo was given special recognition after it gave its own life to rescue a child from a fire. It was a hippoposthumous award.

I am really not looking forward to having to tell my friend that he has not been chosen to play the prince in my upcoming production of Snow White. He is going to be Grumpy.

I have just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend a whole night in front of it in only eight minutes.

Two people wanted me to reshape their pillows today. One was quite rude about it, so I plumped for the other one.

I entered the London Marathon last year but turned up the day after it took place. I was running late.

When I worked in theatre production as I was always told, ‘Always leave them wanting more’ I’m now a rubbish anaesthetist.

I like writing letters, I find it impossible to write with anything else.

I recently wrote an essay on the “Communist Manifesto”. Unfortunately I didn’t really understand the topic, so I got no Marx.