Two Cowboys...

[Calicogirl]

Two cowboys were lost in Death Valley, close to dying from starvation. Suddenly in the distance they spot a tree draped with succulent bacon.
'Look!' says the first cowboy ' It's a Bacon Tree, we're saved!'
They run hurriedly towards it before being shot down in a hail of bullets.
With his dying breath the second cowboy says ' Idiot, it's not a Bacon Tree, it's a Ham Bush!' :)

[Sqad]

Yeeeeeeeh!.....;-)

[jno]

crackling good joke...

[Chipchopper]

Well, he did tell him not to do anything rash...........errr

[Patsy33]

That's a swine of a joke! Lol....

[Chipchopper]

Was he a rind stone cowboy ?

[Chipchopper]

Tie a yellow ribbon round ye olde oak tree

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^
Very good, chipchopper! Lol...

[Lie-in King]

Butch Rasherdy & Tom Ketchup

Tumbleweed

[marval]

Did he take his clothes off and go streaky?

[Patsy33]

^^^^^
Rind stone cowboy..

[Chipchopper]

It was Wyatt Berp, who gave the game away!

[retrocop]

They got smoked.

[Zacs-Master]

We’re they rind stone cowboys?

[Zacs-Master]

Sorry patsy.

[Zacs-Master]

and chip chopper. Tut.

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^^^^^
It was Chipchopper's brilliant answer!. :-)