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A pharmaceutical company has developed a new drug.
When administered to women, it compels them to join a convent.
They have issued a warning though that it can be habit forming.
When administered to women, it compels them to join a convent.
They have issued a warning though that it can be habit forming.
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A nun enters a convent where she’s not allowed to talk except for two words a year. After the first year, the Mother Superior says, “A year is up. What are your two words?” She replies, “Bed hard.”
Another year goes by and the Mother Superior says, “What are your two words?” The nun answers, “Very hungry.”
After a third year, the Mother Superior says, “Another year has passed. What are your two words?”
The nun says, “I quit.”
The Mother Superior says, “Good riddance! You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here!”
Another year goes by and the Mother Superior says, “What are your two words?” The nun answers, “Very hungry.”
After a third year, the Mother Superior says, “Another year has passed. What are your two words?”
The nun says, “I quit.”
The Mother Superior says, “Good riddance! You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here!”
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