I Fell

[marval]

I went to the shop last Friday on my bicycle.

I bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break.

So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.

It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.

[mallyh]

lol x

[klazomaniac]

Ha :-)

[DTCwordfan]

Drunk i/c of a bicycle is an offence. Mate of mine at Uni in Scotland was done at 3am. Didn't help when asked where he came from, he replied "England.'

[Chipchopper]

Was it Bells ?

[zebo]

Teachers you a lesson, you can grouse as much as you like.

[Patsy33]

Lol!

[Bazile]

There you go - 15% proof that you made the correct decision