The Boss

[marval]

The boss of Dulux paint has died of hypothermia.

Whilst trekking across Antartica.

Medics said he needed a second coat.

[Buenchico]

The company is trying to gloss over the news but I think we should remember the guy properly: RIP Matt Finish.

[marval]

Oh, now I have come over all emulsional.

[Captain2]

somebody's walking on eggshells

[tonyav]

I would have thought that he would have been well primed for an Antarctic trek and at least wore an undercoat.

[Patsy33]

This paints a sad picture, Marval...

[retrocop]

No pity. He was well oiled when he ventured out unprimed on the conditions.

[albaqwerty]

He didn't brush up on the conditions.

[retrocop]

It appears I was wrong. He was primed before he ventured out. I will eat Humbrol pie.

[Chipchopper]

This sounds like a murder mystery or a Hue done it.

[Canary42]

Being much better insulated, the Dulux Dog survived.