What Have You Got?

[marval]

A man sprints into a bar. Panting he says, "give me ten shots of your best whiskey."

The barman lines up ten shot glasses on the bar and starts pouring.

"Quick!" shouts the man. The barman hurriedly pours the last shot and the man downs each one at lightning speed.

"Why are you drinking so fast?" asks the barman.

"You would drink fast too if you had what I have" replies the man.

‘What have you got?’ the barman asked.

"Fifty pence" said the man.

[Zacs-Master]

One of my favourites. I actually used this in my old local. Customers loved it. Landlord not so keen.

[Patsy33]

Lol..I love his parting shot...

[emmie]

very good.

[Chipchopper]

Now that's what I call getting into the spirit!